sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
*marries u but only as a friend*
plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.